Kanye = Awful. [Video]
If you don't stand up when Kanye tells you to, he sends a bodyguard out to get you to stand. In a wheelchair? We're cool. Kanye = Awful. Fuck = Me. The post Kanye = Awful. [Video] appeared first on...
View ArticleBloody Kent State Shirt From Urban Outfitters Isn’t An Accident.
It's one thing to try and sell an bloodied, bullet holed Kent State sweatshirt. But to blow smoke up our ass, and claim it was an accident.. too much. The post Bloody Kent State Shirt From Urban...
View ArticleNFL Gets Jon Stewarted Again And It’s Spectacular. [Video]
Adrian Peterson, Sean Hannity, Michael Sam, Ice-T, Budweiser, Vikings, switches and blow a teammate day all make appearances in this epic Jon Stewart rant. The post NFL Gets Jon Stewarted Again And...
View ArticleDog Fight Ends When Attacking Dog Gets A Finger Up The Ass. [Video]
This story runs the gamut - there's a dog fight, missing toes, stitches, ass-play and a sprinkling of nuttiness. The post Dog Fight Ends When Attacking Dog Gets A Finger Up The Ass. [Video] appeared...
View ArticleRapey T-Shirt- Another Dumbass T-Shirt And Another Dumbass Explanation.
Move over Kent State massacre t-shirt. The SM Store just found out rapey t-shirts are not going to be big sellers. They respond with surprise. The post Rapey T-Shirt- Another Dumbass T-Shirt And...
View ArticleKid In A Wheelchair Honors Kanye With A – Fuck You Kanye T-Shirt.
Fuck You Kanye T-Shirt - please be real. The post Kid In A Wheelchair Honors Kanye With A – Fuck You Kanye T-Shirt. appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleFuck You Kanye T-Shirt – The Video.
Share the joy watching a little kid, who happens to be in a wheelchair, wearing his Fuck You Kanye t-shirt. The post Fuck You Kanye T-Shirt – The Video. appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleNew Ebola Don’t – Sneeze On A Plane And Say You Were Just In Africa. [Video]
So a guy made a post-sneeze joke about being in Africa recently and got 2319'd off the airline. Save the rest of us dummies from making the same mistake. The post New Ebola Don’t – Sneeze On A Plane...
View ArticleCanadian Man Finds Mouse In His McDonald’s Coffee – Reacts Canadianly.
What would you do if you found a dead mouse in your McDonalds coffee? Get a lawyer? Vomit? In Canada, they show empathy for the dead mouse. The post Canadian Man Finds Mouse In His McDonald’s Coffee –...
View ArticleFound Out Why Prius Drivers In Texas Express Self-Hate.
'Cool Prius - Nobody' bumper sticker on a Texas Prius now makes sense to me. The self-loathing is spurred by hate driving around them. The post Found Out Why Prius Drivers In Texas Express Self-Hate....
View ArticleSexy Chilis Cook Shares Tattoo With H.I. McDunnough, Warthog From Hell.
A cook at a Florida Chilis restaurant got fired for posing shirtless in a Chilis' kitchen. Had he been shirted, we would've missed the Rasing AZ connection. The post Sexy Chilis Cook Shares Tattoo With...
View ArticleWe Have A Date For The Guy Whose iPhone 6 Bent And Caught Fire.
The iPhone 6 that caught fire in an Arizona man's pants involved a rickshaw and onlookers. Solution: avoid rickshaws until Apple gives them the all clear. The post We Have A Date For The Guy Whose...
View ArticleWatch Scientology Execs Bully A Former Scientology Exec. [Video]
So this is how Scientology bizarro recruits. A former Scientology executive walks through the LA airport and gets the love former Scientologists get. The post Watch Scientology Execs Bully A Former...
View ArticleRubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’
Stanford Rubenstein has been accused of rape. In the meantime, his junk is already on trial in the 'hung like a cashew' court of public opinion. The post Rubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’ appeared first...
View ArticleBus Tour Guide In San Francisco Says Goodbye To Chinatown. [Video]
Watch a tour bus guide unload some hate on her last day of work in Chinatown. Holy crap! The post Bus Tour Guide In San Francisco Says Goodbye To Chinatown. [Video] appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleGod Bless You Mami – A Woman Getting Hit On And Harassed In New York. [Video]
Guess how many times this woman gets hit on while walking down the streets of NY? You're wrong - she gets hit on one billion times! The post God Bless You Mami – A Woman Getting Hit On And Harassed In...
View ArticleBaby Farts In A Commercial About Baptisms Because Farts And Baptisms. [Video]
Norwegians are often described as quiet and reserved. Their pre-Baptized babies are another story - deep voiced, buck toothed and farty. The post Baby Farts In A Commercial About Baptisms Because Farts...
View Article$70 Pro-Feminism T-Shirt Produced By Women Making Less Than $1/Hour.
No better way to promote feminism than by having women produce a t-shirt with a pro-feminist message. Nothing says capitalism than by paying them $1/hour. The post $70 Pro-Feminism T-Shirt Produced By...
View ArticleSad Zoo Exhibits – Photos Of Animals In Their Unnatural Environments.
No amount of painted native environment is going to make these zoo exhibits any more livable. Sad animals peering out of their even sadder enclosures. The post Sad Zoo Exhibits – Photos Of Animals In...
View ArticleMan Swallowed By Snake For A TV Show. [Video]
The Discovery channel's Eaten Alive will have a guy, in a special suit, swallowed whole by an anaconda. Hooray for sweeps months! The post Man Swallowed By Snake For A TV Show. [Video] appeared first...
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